Can you *honestly* say that you...

1. ...are the age of consent in your area?

2. ...are not disturbed by fiction 
containing adults performing sexual acts,
acts of bondage/discipline/sadomasochism, 
body piercing, or other material that might 
be offensive?

3. ...aware that if neither 1 nor 2 is the
case, then you are either 
	a. an idiot 
	or 
	b. possibly violating laws in 
	your area?

4. ...aware that if circumstance "a" or "b" 
of the above IS the case, you do not belong 
here?

5. ...aware that if 4 is true, then you 
could get me in trouble?